I See What You Did There!

Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."

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• Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
• Parents: Ok, cool.
• Me: Your luggage is outside

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